BEST INTERNET EVER

A FICTIONAL DIALOGUE B/W MYSELF AND CONAN THE BARBARIAN:

"Conan, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies; see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women?"

"No, Conan. Too passe, and misogynistic to boot. This is the 21st century, you know."

"Oh. Well, then. There's always L O S T."

"Closer, but what about music?"

"Hmm. Good point. What if there was music about L O S T?"

"THAT, Conan, would be what is best in life."

" PRAISE CROM."

THUS CONCLUDES A FICTIONAL DIALOGUE B/W MYSELF AND CONAN THE BARBARIAN.